Enter the Waimea
Lemon Meringue Sour
Ahoy! That’s A Nautical Term
Re-Release of our April Signature of 2019. This time as our Spring Seasonal!
We were pretty drunk at Billies Craftbeer Festival when we decided to brew a rip-off of Lervig’s Passion Tang. A whopping 62 hours we let the lactobacillus do it’s work. And to constrain all that sour violence a little, we added milk sugar and loads of passion fruit, giving this beer some tartness as well.
F*ck The Caravan Is On Fire! / F*ck De Caravan Staat In De Fik!
Think Holland and you think of sex, drugs, Vincent, Johan and Anne. What you don’t think of, is caravans. But you should, because no one does caravans quite like the Dutch do caravans. Each summer the nation retreats en masse to the mediterranean’s balmy hores, pulling with them rolling homes filled with locally brewed beer. So for them we are bringing back our summertime classic: F*ck The Caravan Is On Fire! This 5,5% wheat pale ale brewed with mosaic and simcoe hops can’t help but be the king of the campsite. And remember, if your caravan catches on fire, don’t panic. Just slowly exit you vehicle, grab a beach chair and watch that baby burn! Holland is a welfare state after all, everything is insured. Caravans included.
A triple C double dry hopped ‘half
caf decaf’ double IPA with all the L.A.
Story weirdness. We collided Cascade,
Chinook and Centennial hops for a
bodacious West Coast beer that’ll have
you humming a certain 1990s tune by a
certain long-haired Tulsa trio. So sip
this MMMHop quickly before life passes
by in a ba du bop MMMBop.
Put On A Hoppy Face…
Mr. White. Mr. Orange. Mr. Blue. Mr. Brown. Mr. Blonde. Mr. Pink. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So many colors in the Tarantino’s canine classic, but nowhere a Mr. Green. Instead of looking for him, we invented him. Say hello to Mr. Green, a foul-mouthed bam-bam-bam IPA. That’s right, a Triple bammer! This little buddy is gonna make you bark all day.
Smoking kills.. Ahh No! It says smoking Pils! A fresh and refreshing smoked lager that comes in a familiar package! Instead of dry hopping it 5 times with large amounts of American hops we kept it easy and friendly for a change. The key word in this beer was ’Subtle’, there is no need for a pack of smokes when you drink this one! We kindly threw in some English Fuggle hops for good measure and used the best German smoked malts we could find. Real men smoke beer!
The Hops of Hazzard – Boss Hogg Edition
For our 2nd edition Hops of Hazzard, we’re giving Boss Hogg a big daddy beer: an ice-distilled 16% rosco-proof double IPA. This ain’t any old beer – it’s the first ice-distilled NEIIPA ever distilled in Hazzard county or any other county for that matter. So drink up you bone-headed fleas! No pro-bo. No pro-luke. This fat little rascal is all Boss Hogg.
Blonde, James Blonde. A ‘shocking, positive shocking’. Blonde IPA for gentlemanly drinkers with a bit of time to kill. We believe this sophisticated IPA with a G&T twist is best sipped in blue swim trunks (Casino Royale), golfing attire (Goldfinger) or a Dr. No tuxedo. But you can drink it in a clown suit (Octopussy) for all we care. Definitely a beer to die for.
Once Upon A Time In Madagascar
For some Madagascar is that computer-animated attack
full of anthropomorphic Moto Motos. For others, Madagascar is the land of black gold. Not oil, not coffee…but
vanilla! For this Once Upon a Time in….we brewhaha’d a few
bushels of bourbon vanilla and made ourselves one wicket
vanilla sour! Vanilla’s the world’s second most expensive
spice, so drink like King Julien XIII.
FF Lekker Met Je Bek In Het Zonnetje
Ff Lekker Met Je Bek In Het Zonnetje! This Sessionable Pale Ale is a really nice beer to relax with in the warm sun. For all of you non-Dutch speaking people out there, you probably have no idea what the heck this means. It means, freely translated, Sitting with your mouth in the sun for a while. This probably only makes it more confusing… Be that as it may, just sit back in the sun and drink this smooth, Sessionable Pale Ale!
Spring, summer or autumn, as long as you can sit in the sun! This Sessionable Pale Ale is full of American Citra & Cascade hop, and for once not a heavy, 13% punch in the face. With only 3,6% alcohol, this beer is nice and drinkable for every occasion! As long as you can catch a ray of sunshine.
A real taste of sunshine! Have yourself one of these Sessionable Pale Ales and you will not be able to resist enjoying the moment. FF leaker meant je bee in het zonnetje is a Pale Ale that is extra delicious when the sun is out. And you don’t have to fear the heat whi
Mind Your Step! Vanilla Marshmallow Edition
Your name is what? Your name is WHAT?! That’s right, friends, our Mind Your Step roadshow continues with some sweet and chewy contraband. A fearless imperial stout for our favorite imperialists. Probably our most daring stout to date, definitely our most hilarious. A shout-out to all our star-spangled friends who love the smell of marshmallows in the morning. Stay sweet, stay strong!
Dr. Raptor’s Laboratory Vol. 2
Dr. Raptor back at it again, this time mashing oranges and coconuts like a Swiss hadron collider smashes atoms. The result is a orange an coconut milk stout swirl that pushes the limits of the periodcal table. No, scratch that …. It propels you to new dimensions. But hey, coconut and orange almost sound healthy, right? Yes it does! Breakfast of champions, baby.
Helping Hand Imperial Stout
Fundraiser for the hospitality sector (Horeca). This Imperial Stout is an open source recipe that is open for brewing for all brewers that want. When you buy this beer, you can state what bar/taproom/restaurant you want to support. The brewery will supply them with free beer that equals the amount that you bought. This Imperial Stout is a Oatmeal Stout style, ours is hopped with Columbus and HBC 431 for forest fruit aromas. This one is for your favourite bar! Cheers
Helping Hand Double IPA
Fundraiser for the hospitality sector (Horeca). This Double IPA is an open source recipe that is open for brewing for all brewers that want. When you buy this beer, you can state what bar/taproom/restaurant you want to support. The brewery will supply them with free beer that equals the amount that you bought. This DIPA is a West Coast style, hopped with Columbus, Chinook, Simcoe and Centennial. This one is for your favourite bar! Cheers
Rumor has it back in 1848 a strange looking creature showed
its snout in a bourgeois Boston bar. Two ladies fainted and a
shot rang out. The four-legged culprit got away, but we like to
think it was an Armadillo brought back by Lewis and Clark
during their explorations out West. Dunno. Our Amarillo Arma- dillo memorializes this odd occasion. A New England style
double IPA that is thick on the oats, heavy with the rye malts
and chock-full of mystery. A jaw-breaking beer with sharp
claws, body armor and an old wives’ tale.
It’s not the size of the bird in the fight, but the size of the fight in the bird. And this owl’s got serious bite! A 0.2% IPA that assures a Superhero punch without the dizzy aftermath. Hair of the dog never tasted so good before. A refreshingly low-alcohol, low-calorie IPA that keeps you punting all night long. Hut hut hike!
Grandson Vol. 1
Grandpa’s gone on a Cancun booze cruise and Grandma never really gave a damn, which puts Grandson up sh*t’s creek. No fear, cuz da boy does what any bright bloke would do – flips himself a batch of French-style toast amped up with granddaddy’s sweet stout batter. A little cinnamon, a bit of vanilla – who needs old folks when you can brew beer like this?!
The Great Hoo-Dini
We pulled this light, fruity and hoppy white IPA out of our hat. Ba dum chhh! Try as you might, you can’t escape it. Ba dum chhh!! Lock it up and throw away the key so no one steals a sip. Ba dum chhh! OMG! Someone free us from these mind-bending puns before we all up in a straitjacket. Ba dum chhh!
New England IPAs are like most comic book heroes – a tad too serious, a tad too predictable. Our Deadperle stops all that. An immortal double IPA brewed with superhero strength perle hops and an anti-hero’s sense of humor. A tragically cool NEIIPA straight from our Weapon X brewery. It won’t give regenerative powers, but it’s fun to hang out with…in short doses.
Malt: Flaked oats & Flaked Barley
Hops: Azzacca & Amarillo
S is for Bart selling his soul. S is for missionary impossible. S is for rednecks and broomsticks. S is for boy scouts in the hood. S is for strut and blurst and Hungry Hungry Hippos. S is for Principle Skinner. S is for Springfield and the way Springfield sings. S is for Simcoe. S is for sit perfectly still and drink our S-Bomb beer.
Malts : Extra Pale, Flaked Oats, Flaked Barley
Hops : Simcoe, Citra & Chinook
Yeast : American Ale
The Amazing Strong Owl
Oh! Buurman wat doet u nu?
If you are not from around the Netherlands you probably have no clue what to make of this title. There for we are not even going to explain you anything about it, just google it. A small hint is a busty blonde lady in a 1980’Dutch Tv show!
Oh Buurman is our American style barleywine! Stuffed with a shitload of American hops and orange peel. Full bodied, slight sweet and fruity is this beer. With it’s 11.8% it is a scary one…. A real easy drinker that will make you forget that you are alive. Trust us, when you’ll stand up you’ll know.
The Greench Stole X-Mas
This is a mean one, our Mr. Greench. A bone-dry IPA as cuddly as a Christmas tree and as charming as a snowflake sweater. It comes without ribbons, it comes without tags, but by golly this holly, jolly IPA will make you feel mighty toasty inside. True to the times, our Greench is no Scrooge. This hairy, pot-bellied, pear-shaped beer loves Xmas, loves Whoville Whos and loves all of yous! Brewed especially for those who could use a little social interaction during the holidays.
Double IPA DDH
Malt: Crisp Extra Pale Malt & Flaked Oats
Hops: Amarillo Cryo, Idaho 7 Cryo & Mosaic
This ruthless Brut of an IPA combines our favorite hop-criminal kingpins – El Chapo, El Patron, Owl Capone and Don Perignon. At 8%, it’s a tough guy beer, but there’s enough bubbles in this gangsta to keep an Italian trophy wife happy. Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing! It’s gonna be a good year! Oh, and remember, never rat on your friends.
Malt: Pilsner malt & Flaked rice
Hops: Equanot, Pahto, Talus, Sabro
Cuvée du Owl Barleywine
Back by popular demand, our infamous barleywine with enough horsepower to propel a royal carriage and enough elegance to be sipped by bitcoin billionaires and dot.com kings. Aged in oak barrels like fine wine and even finer cognac, it’s a balmy aperitif for dark winter days. Don’t let the can fool you, our cuvee is a gentleman’s beer. So be gentlemanly.
Dikke Lul 3 Bier!
1-2-3 en tot de 4. Het maakt niet uit, dikke lul drie bier! If you are not from the Netherlands please do not translate the name of this beer! (Obviously you are going to now!) However this extraordinary hoppy pale ale was named after a Dutch and even Haarlem’ saying (found out after we made the beer). Awesome hop forward and dry-ridiculously-hopped American Pale Ale. Light/medium bodied and a lot of dank hops in it. The good stuff ☺
It’s no secret that few things excite us owls more than color-coded skin-tight spandex suits. Evil witches, wizards, combat monsters – we live ‘em! So we combined our super powers and brewed this Super Sentai Double IPA. Pacifica. A giant robot of a beer that packs a hoppy punch. Our gift to you.
Malt: Best Pale Malt
Hops: Ekuanot, HBC 568, NZ Blend, Nelson Sauvin
It’s a Lagær
What’s a LAGÆR? It’s Viking for lager, little heathens! This clean, crisp wild beast will have you barking at the moon. In Old Norse ‘Viking’ means ‘a pirate raid’. So consider our LAGÆR a ‘lager raid’, or at least a lager upgrade. Sipped by civilized folk in sophisticated glasses and not drink out of the skulls of your enemies. Tyr!
Malts: Pilsner & Vienna Malt
Hops: Tettnagner & Perle
Once Upon A Time In Japan
For the 2nd sour ale in our ‘Once Upon a Time in…’ series, we go big in Japan. But this ain’t no touristy cherry blossom beer. No Sir-san! Pumped full of yuzu and elderflower, this Berliner Weisse is as razor sharp as a katana sword. More Yakuza Owl than barn owl, if you know what we mean. Brewed democratically for non-conformist corporate types and tattooed underworld scum.
Mosaic Mammoth DDH (Fresh & Fast Edition)
Fresh Prince of Bravo
Not just an IPA, but a retro junk IPA starring the fresh and fruity Bravo hop. At 7% it’s as rich and outrageous as a Bel-Air billionaire, but costs less than a Pontiac LeMans. Trust us when we say this world squirrel is as charismatic as the fresh prince himself . And hey, don’t hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful.
Malt: Crip Extra Pale, Flaked Barley, Flaked Oats
Hops: Ekuanot& Mosaic
Did we set the bar high by calling her a Prima Donna? We sure did! but before you start judging her, get to know her a little better. Take her hand and walk for a little while trough the Italian landscape. Discover the italian Limoncello culture with some old belgian tradition in the mix.
This blonde is not a traditional blonde. narcissistic as she is, she demanded to be called Limoncello Blonde. But to be honest, the demanding ‘first lady’ has a point. She reeks and tastes of Lemon, but she is still classy as she should be.
At an easily drinkable 5.0% she’s not that punch in the face, if you don’t count the citrus-limoncello-whip.
Hazy Days Blurry Nights
A beachy blend of New England IPA and wheat beer. Waves of tropical fruits, pine and floral hop notes. Slightly sour with refreshing coriander and citrus flavors. Brewed with Yakima Chief Hops to support the beach cleanup charity Juttersgeluk. The Hawaiian word Makai means ‘out to the ocean’. Let’s keep them clean!
Me Myself & IPA
Ladies and Gentleman, the hunt is opened! And this target is not an easy one to catch! It’s the elusive Trackdown Juicy Pale Ale! You think you’ve got what it takes to track it down? It hides in the bone dry plains of Middle Africa, the treacherous Everglades Swamps, the hazardous Himalayan mountains and the perilous South American Jungle. Wherever it may hide, the owl will track it down.
The Howly Grail
There is nothing more desirable than winning the lottery. Right?
Wrong! The most desirable thing in this world for true beer geeks is winning free beer! That got us thinking: why don’tbeer geeks have
a lottery of their own? So we created our own totally random lottery system. We’re calling it (drumrolLplease)THE HOWLY GRAIL.
How does it work? In this Fresh & Fast batch our Uiltje brewmas- ters hid a few Grails behind the label of the cans. The lucky Frodowl
who finds a Grail after peeling off the label of the can win prizes.
You get to play our lottery, whether you want to or not. For more
information, visit our website: www.uiltjecraftbeer.com
*ONLY SURGEONS IN TRAINING BEHIND THIS POINT*
Welcome to the masterclass of Dr. Raptor. Some say he is totally out of control… and they are probably right. This is the playground of Dr. Raptor, and he makes up his own rules!
Q: What’s up with that scalpel?
A: It’s the favorite toy of this crazy vicious madman. But he does make one freakin’ bombastic beer.
Q: How does one drink such a beast?
A: He sips best fresh, but is no stranger to storing his crazy creating in a cool dark place.
Enjoy this 9.2% Imperial IPA the same way we enjoyed making it.
Mind Your Step! Peat Smoke Edition
For this Mind Your Step, we donned a kilt and dove knee-deep into Scottish peat. Cuz what’s good for Scotch sippers is good for connoisseurs of fine beer. For inspiration we pilgrimaged to Islay; for courage we sipped Wee Beastie. Then we ritualistically smoked the druids out of our darkest most velvety stout. By god I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug!
Grandpa’s Caffeine Fix Vol. 1
After years of collaborating with grandma, she wanted a rest. So we laid our grandma’s recipes to rest. For a sequel series we turned to grandpa, last man standing. Most grandpas just want toffee or socks, but not our grandpa. Our grandpa is spoiled. Our grandpa demands caffeine and whiskey. Our grandpa wants to one-up grandma and her crazy brew recipes with his own series called Grandpa’s Caffeine Fix. So we brewed him an imperial milk stout for the ages. Hear that grandpa!! A goldie oldie Irish coffee. Lactose for the bones, whiskey-soaked oak chips for lack og teeth. Much better than a social security check, and tastes better, too.
*Wild West lone guitar riff starts playing* No need to get the sheriff, I own this town, said El Patron whilst holstering his Cold Single Action army revolver with smoke still escaping from the barrel. Another IPA within our league of bad guys, scoundrels and villains. The El Patron is wanted throughout the entire world for its relentless bitterness and its dauntless flavors. This antihero North West Double IPA is loved, yet feared by many in the frontier of beers.
El Patron.. Every cinematic society has one. That awkward vengeful antihero whose legitimacy is never questioned thanks to his underground army of musclemen misfits wielding bump stocks and machetes. That’s right, you know him, equal parts master manipulator and momma’s boy, audacious risktaker and textbook *sshole. That’s our El Patron, a ruthless northwest double IPA that takes no prisoners and makes no apologies.The perfect poster boy for our uncompromised beer culture of excess. el patron is
supposed to be enjoyed fresh. This beer just like el patron has a short life expectancy. That’s also the downside to being El Patron.. you can never be El Patron for long.
Mooie Nel IPA / Northsea IPA
Jopen Northsea IPA is an IPA (India Pale Ale) or, in old Dutch, a ‘Duraebel Scheepsbier’. These beers
were extra strongly brewed and extra hopped so that they could be taken along on the long sea voyages to the Dutch East Indies (current-day Indonesia). Nowadays this type of beer is making a comeback because American brewers have breathed new life into this brewing style. This hoppy
amber beer is named after the lake between the towns of Spaarndam and Haarlem, the Mooie Nel (literally: Beautiful Nel). The beer has received an extra hop addition to the tank after fermentation to give it a clear hop character. Silver medal winner Brussels beer Challenge 2014.
De zoete geur van passievrucht met op de achtergrond een zweem van hooi en citrus. De smaak begint fris-zoet heeft een fijne bittere afdronk. 10.6° Plato. EBC 23. Dit bier is Glutenvrij.
The sweet scent of passion fruit with a hint of hay and citrus in the background. The taste starts fresh-sweet has a fine bitter aftertaste. 10.6 ° Plato. EBC 23.
Vote For Pedro!
West Coast IPA
Power of Sour
Op Koningsdag 2020 kreeg deze ‘Power of Sour’ vorm. tijdens de livestream van ‘Zalig Zeeuws’ sloegen we de handen ineen. Kijkers konden helpen met het bepalen van bierstijl, alcoholgehalte, unieke elementen, smaken en de naam. Deze laatste is gewonnen door ‘Charlotte Focke’, die ook inspiratie gaf voor dit design.