Cans & Big Bottles

Press the button, go ahead. What are you waiting for? Your mama’s not coming this time. Don’t slow down. Hammer it.

Start with huge grapefruit aroma. Pile on more bitterness than the human palate (or nipple) can detect, ride the anarchy and caramel craziness and let the devastatingly bitter finish drill straight through your taste buds.

Put a bullet in the head of mediocrity, raise hell and revel in bitter craft awesomeness. This beer is the end of the line. The hopped-up, puckered mouthed extreme of craft brewing. This beer is bitter. Very bitter. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Malt: Extra Pale

Hops: Amarillo, Centennial, Citra, Columbus, Simcoe

What’s a LAGÆR? It’s Viking for lager, little heathens! This clean, crisp wild beast will have you barking at the moon. In Old Norse ‘Viking’ means ‘a pirate raid’. So consider our LAGÆR a ‘lager raid’, or at least a lager upgrade. Sipped by civilized folk in sophisticated glasses and not drink out of the skulls of your enemies. Tyr!

Pilsner
ABV: 5,0%
IBU: 20
EBC: 6
Malts: Pilsner & Vienna Malt
Hops: Tettnagner & Perle

We know what you’re thinking – Owl Bundy, really? Yes, really. Our punch-packing 8,2% NEIIPA is an ode to season 8 episode 2 (get it, 8,2?) when the world’s most famous shoe salesman gets a historic ass wupin’. We blame the girlie girl beer, had he sipped this rumble in the jungle juice, Owl Bundy would’ve won that brawl. Just saying.

Time to hop on the Bandwagon! The fourth beer in our series of big fat IPA’s is part of Yakima Chief’s HBC Elite Hop Trials. We were given HBC630 (Berry, Cherry, Candy, Creamy) and HBC735 (Lemon, Cantaloupe) to play around with. Incognito Citra gives a solid backbone for the experimental varieties to shine on. The generous use of oats gives 418 a smooth and creamy mouthfeel with a pleasant soft bitterness that will leave you wanting more.

Time to hop on the Bandwagon! The third beer in our series of big fat IPA’s has a bright yellow hue, and is absolutely loaded with luscious Mosaic Incognito and Strata hops for huge notes of strawberry, fruity pebbles, citrus, dankness, bubblegum and magical unicorn farts. The generous use of oats gives 417 a smooth and creamy mouthfeel with a pleasant soft bitterness that will leave you wanting more.

Speciaal voor iedereen die vroeger Taksi dronk en nu met een Über naar huis gaat brouwden wij deze Pale Ale. Bomvol met de tropische smaken van toen, maar dan met de bite van nu.

Ze zeggen wel eens the lesser, the better. Van deze dorstlessert wil je er zeker niet minder. Vroeger gebrouwen voor de boeren om af te blussen na het harde werk. Nu speciaal voor jouw droge tong. Fris gehopt met Nelson Sauvin en Hallertau Blanc.

Up in the sky? Hop in the sky! Daar komt het rode gevaar. Aangedreven door de Citra en Ekuanot hop. Stevig als een raket, fresh als dat ijsje. Dus retteketet, doe mij zo’n raket!

Hoppy Weizen

Collaboration with Kees (the 3rd already) and we are looking forward to this one. Brewed with the infamous Kveik yeast (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kveik), Kalimanse (citrus-fruit) and a lot of hops.

Collaboration with Van Moll out of Eindhoven. Our 2nd collab and it was a fun one. We brewed and India Pale Lager with clementines and lot’s and lot’s of awesome hops: Idaho 7, Pacific Sunrise & Saphir. Beer has a nice orange color which is a wink to the hair of the Armand, a epic musician from Eindhoven famous for: ben ik te min.

Dutch Bargain Imperial Pale Ale is beautiful copper-like, with a little touch of red. The strong
bitterness and the hops and caramel have a long aftertaste on your taste buds. Every sip is an
adventure by itself. With a proud milky, yet foam head. A welcoming kick of ten percent. A winner.
At least that’s what we believe. And so did the jury of the World Beer Awards.

Tijd vervaagt als je deze Dutch Bargain India Pale Ale drinkt. Tot in de laatste slok. De IPA heeft een tropische toets die je niet zou vermoeden bij een Europese hop. Maar de Mandarina Bavaria hop bewijst: je hoeft de oceaan niet over te steken voor een vleug mandarijn. Die zorgt ervoor dat deze juicy IPA lekker doordrinkbaar is, wanneer dan ook. Je kunt hem ieder seizoen uit de ijskast pakken. Perfect voor onder de palmbomen, misschien nog wel lekkerder in een barre winter.

Voor onze CCm editie 20-21 zijn we een samenwerking aangegaan met Rob Clarijs van De Zeeuwse Branding en Syrco Bakker van Pure C**.
Zij ontwikkelden samen Oostenwind, een unieke koffie met roots in Bali, Indonesië. Het leek ons super gaaf om onze licht gebrande Sumatraanse koffie te vervangen door deze unieke koffie met een Zeeuws verhaal.
Oostenwind is een fruitige, exotische koffie die door zijn speciale manier van branden nóg intenser in het bier naar vorenkomt.

We are feeling a bit nostalgic today! It’s just like the ice cream… Creamy and softly sweet with vanilla and orange flavors. And the best thing, it doesn’t melt!

Quatre-Mains, 4 hands on one piano, or in this case: 4 hands on one brewhouse. Together with the Kaapse Brouwers from Rotterdam we brewed this NEIPA with 4 types of grain, 4 types of hops that were added at 4 separate times. The addition of buckwheat and the combination with all the hops made this New England IPA a real aroma bomb!

The second installment of our new Lager Tales series. Once again a classic lager style. Originally from Munich, this German style is characterized by a light amber color, malty mouthfeel and a crispy aftertaste. Brewed with more hops and a little bit higher in the alcohol percentage, so that it would have a longer shelf life and last until the Oktoberfest, where the Märzen would be served. For this recipe we use a lot of traditional German hops on the warm side of the brewing process and no dry hop. Fermentation takes place at a low temperature, between 11C and 12C. Lager period of about 6 weeks ensures a nice, balanced end product.

It’s an all out full nelson between classic bitter and fruity superpowers: MOSAIC, a feisty double purpose marlin – CITRA, The citrusy mega squid and – SIMCOE, not your average giant alligator. All tangled up together into a thick and fruity Double NEIPA.
Knock yourselves out! Cheers.

Sticky, full, voluptuous, decadent, rich… our pastry stouts are our ode to the bon vivant. A complex beer inspired by our favorite desserts. Liquid desserts in beer form.

This ace of spades is no beer for young men. That’s because we’ve supercharged this NEIPA with two experimental hop varieties from our pals at YCH Hops. Now for you folks who don’t know YCH, they’re to hops what Pixar is to animation or FC Barcelona to tiki-taka football. Which is to say, it’s a philthy animal this one.

Malt: Golden Promise, Cara120, Special B, Munich, Oats
Hops: Simcoe & Cascade
Extra: Orange Peel, Gagel, Licorice root

Not just an IPA, but a retro junk IPA starring the fresh and fruity Bravo hop. At 7% it’s as rich and outrageous as a Bel-Air billionaire, but costs less than a Pontiac LeMans. Trust us when we say this world squirrel is as charismatic as the fresh prince himself . And hey, don’t hate us ‘cause we’re beautiful.

Malt: Crip Extra Pale, Flaked Barley, Flaked Oats
Hops: Ekuanot& Mosaic

We’ve pimped up our Fancy Pants into a psychedelic champagne slushie. This bone-dry brut IPA mixes 3 fragrant hops with summer fruit and a dash of beetroot. We’re telling you, it sips like John Travolta dances – neat, slightly freaky and silky smooth. The perfect summer slushie accessory for beach, boat and backyard BBQ. Our Fancy Pants is so fantastic it’ll make even the most hop-hesitant souls sip, shimmy and smile smile smile!

For the 4th installment of our ‘Once Upon a Time in…’ sour ale series, we go all-in on Spanish mandarin. And not those sweet cutie-pie mandarins (citrus sinensis) you buy at your local farmer’s market, but the serious sun-splashed sour mandarins (citrus aurantium) first cultivated by savvy Spanish in 13th-century Andalusia. Yeah amigos, this Moorish orange nectar packs mucho mojo. So pucker up, sip strong and cleanse your existential palette.

Not a single, not a double, but a triple freaking IPA stuffed with hops until it begged for mercy… it just couldn’t take more hops. We showed it mercy, made him stop sobbing, and bottled the bastard. The result is our 11% Joost Mag Het Weten. What does it mean? Well… it’s Dutch! BUT WHAT DOES IT F*CKING MEAN…you might ask. Well… Joost Mag Het Weten.

Especially for the 5 year anniversary of the Beertemple in Amsterdam we were asked to create an awesome westcoast style IIPA. Our answer was the big fat double 5 IPA. With 5 hop varieties and some love the beer got a warm welcome!

However, the owner of the Beertemple was so impressed he decided to have the beer as his new house-beer! Eventually it became the house beer of the Beertemple, ‘t Arendsnest & Craft&Draft; all located in Amsterdam.
The Big Fat Double 5 was given the Gold medal in the Dutch beer challenge for best Imperial IPA of the Netherlands.

Don’t confuse this Waimea with Waimeeaameeaaa!!, our 2020 ode to Super Saiyan. No sir, this ol’ dirty bastard is a retro shout-out to the eponymous 1990s Owl Tang Clan collective. Who that?! This Waimeahopped New Zealand IIPA ain’t nothing
to f’ wit, that’s all we’re saying.

Our flagship IPA. A big bright West Coast style IPA with American hops for pine and citrus characters.
Previously called ‘West Coast IPA’

Vanielje! Wie is er niet gek op? Wij wel. Daarom hebben we vanille verwerkt in ons rhum BA distillaat, dat we in deze RIS hebben geïnfuseerd. Al die zoete hevigheid brengt de piraat in je naar boven. De Ahoy! That’s a nautical term knalt als het dikste kanon op een driemaster. Aaaaarrrr!

Re-Release of our April Signature of 2019. This time as our Spring Seasonal!

We were pretty drunk at Billies Craftbeer Festival when we decided to brew a rip-off of Lervig’s Passion Tang. A whopping 62 hours we let the lactobacillus do it’s work. And to constrain all that sour violence a little, we added milk sugar and loads of passion fruit, giving this beer some tartness as well.

[Spotify Dick van Dyke melody and sing these can lyrics with your friends!]: Gray skies are gonna clear up. Put on your hoppy face. Brush off the boredom and beer up. Put on your hoppy face. Take off that gloomy work mask and
slap on your weekend grin. Cuz it’s time to put on your hoppy, hoppy

Mr. White. Mr. Orange. Mr. Blue. Mr. Brown. Mr. Blonde. Mr. Pink. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So many colors in the Tarantino’s canine classic, but nowhere a Mr. Green. Instead of looking for him, we invented him. Say hello to Mr. Green, a foul-mouthed bam-bam-bam IPA. That’s right, a Triple bammer! This little buddy is gonna make you bark all day.

Blonde, James Blonde. A ‘shocking, positive shocking’. Blonde IPA for gentlemanly drinkers with a bit of time to kill. We believe this sophisticated IPA with a G&T twist is best sipped in blue swim trunks (Casino Royale), golfing attire (Goldfinger) or a Dr. No tuxedo. But you can drink it in a clown suit (Octopussy) for all we care. Definitely a beer to die for.

For some Madagascar is that computer-animated attack
full of anthropomorphic Moto Motos. For others, Madagascar is the land of black gold. Not oil, not coffee…but
vanilla! For this Once Upon a Time in….we brewhaha’d a few
bushels of bourbon vanilla and made ourselves one wicket
vanilla sour! Vanilla’s the world’s second most expensive
spice, so drink like King Julien XIII.

Dr. Raptor back at it again, this time mashing oranges and coconuts like a Swiss hadron collider smashes atoms. The result is a orange an coconut milk stout swirl that pushes the limits of the periodcal table. No, scratch that …. It propels you to new dimensions. But hey, coconut and orange almost sound healthy, right? Yes it does! Breakfast of champions, baby.

Fundraiser for the hospitality sector (Horeca). This Imperial Stout is an open source recipe that is open for brewing for all brewers that want. When you buy this beer, you can state what bar/taproom/restaurant you want to support. The brewery will supply them with free beer that equals the amount that you bought. This Imperial Stout is a Oatmeal Stout style, ours is hopped with Columbus and HBC 431 for forest fruit aromas. This one is for your favourite bar! Cheers

Rumor has it back in 1848 a strange looking creature showed
its snout in a bourgeois Boston bar. Two ladies fainted and a
shot rang out. The four-legged culprit got away, but we like to
think it was an Armadillo brought back by Lewis and Clark
during their explorations out West. Dunno. Our Amarillo Arma- dillo memorializes this odd occasion. A New England style
double IPA that is thick on the oats, heavy with the rye malts
and chock-full of mystery. A jaw-breaking beer with sharp
claws, body armor and an old wives’ tale.

De Biertuin Weizen is a collab with our good 
friends from… you guessed it; De Biertuin!
 With two locations in Amsterdam and a third one opening up, there’s always a Biertu
in in the neighbourhood! Prost!

It’s not the size of the bird in the fight, but the size of the fight in the bird. And this owl’s got serious bite! A 0.2% IPA that assures a Superhero punch without the dizzy aftermath. Hair of the dog never tasted so good before. A refreshingly low-alcohol, low-calorie IPA that keeps you punting all night long. Hut hut hike!

We pulled this light, fruity and hoppy white IPA out of our hat. Ba dum chhh! Try as you might, you can’t escape it. Ba dum chhh!! Lock it up and throw away the key so no one steals a sip. Ba dum chhh! OMG! Someone free us from these mind-bending puns before we all up in a straitjacket. Ba dum chhh!

New England IPAs are like most comic book heroes – a tad too serious, a tad too predictable. Our Deadperle stops all that. An immortal double IPA brewed with superhero strength perle hops and an anti-hero’s sense of humor. A tragically cool NEIIPA straight from our Weapon X brewery. It won’t give regenerative powers, but it’s fun to hang out with…in short doses.

NEIIPA
ABV: 8.0%
IBU: TBA
EBC: TBA
Malt: Flaked oats & Flaked Barley
Hops: Azzacca & Amarillo

Ice Distilled Strong Ale
ABV: 15,3%
IBU: 35
EBC: 14
Malt: Maris Otter, Vienna Malt
Hops: Mosaic Citra
Extra: Orange Peel, Gagel, Licorice root

Triple Westcoast IPA
Alc. 10.0%
IBU: 95
EBU: 12
Malt: Holland Malt Pale Ale
Yeast: Safale us-05
Hops: Chinook, Columbus, Cascade, Centennial

This is a mean one, our Mr. Greench. A bone-dry IPA as cuddly as a Christmas tree and as charming as a snowflake sweater. It comes without ribbons, it comes without tags, but by golly this holly, jolly IPA will make you feel mighty toasty inside. True to the times, our Greench is no Scrooge. This hairy, pot-bellied, pear-shaped beer loves Xmas, loves Whoville Whos and loves all of yous! Brewed especially for those who could use a little social interaction during the holidays.

Double IPA DDH
ABV: 7,8%
IBU: 55
EBC: 15
Malt: Crisp Extra Pale Malt & Flaked Oats
Hops: Amarillo Cryo, Idaho 7 Cryo & Mosaic

This ruthless Brut of an IPA combines our favorite hop-criminal kingpins – El Chapo, El Patron, Owl Capone and Don Perignon. At 8%, it’s a tough guy beer, but there’s enough bubbles in this gangsta to keep an Italian trophy wife happy. Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing! It’s gonna be a good year! Oh, and remember, never rat on your friends.

Brut IPA
ABV: 8,5%
IBU: 7
EBC: 7
Malt: Pilsner malt & Flaked rice
Hops: Equanot, Pahto, Talus, Sabro

Back by popular demand, our infamous barleywine with enough horsepower to propel a royal carriage and enough elegance to be sipped by bitcoin billionaires and dot.com kings. Aged in oak barrels like fine wine and even finer cognac, it’s a balmy aperitif for dark winter days. Don’t let the can fool you, our cuvee is a gentleman’s beer. So be gentlemanly.

1-2-3 en tot de 4. Het maakt niet uit, dikke lul drie bier! If you are not from the Netherlands please do not translate the name of this beer! (Obviously you are going to now!) However this extraordinary hoppy pale ale was named after a Dutch and even Haarlem’ saying (found out after we made the beer). Awesome hop forward and dry-ridiculously-hopped American Pale Ale. Light/medium bodied and a lot of dank hops in it. The good stuff ☺

It’s no secret that few things excite us owls more than color-coded skin-tight spandex suits. Evil witches, wizards, combat monsters – we live ‘em! So we combined our super powers and brewed this Super Sentai Double IPA. Pacifica. A giant robot of a beer that packs a hoppy punch. Our gift to you.

Double IPA
ABV: 8,6%
IBU: 55
EBC: 35
Malt: Best Pale Malt
Hops: Ekuanot, HBC 568, NZ Blend, Nelson Sauvin

For the 2nd sour ale in our ‘Once Upon a Time in…’ series, we go big in Japan. But this ain’t no touristy cherry blossom beer. No Sir-san! Pumped full of yuzu and elderflower, this Berliner Weisse is as razor sharp as a katana sword. More Yakuza Owl than barn owl, if you know what we mean. Brewed democratically for non-conformist corporate types and tattooed underworld scum.

Bigger is Better!

That was our idea on this mosaic filled New England, Double
Dryhopped, Double IPA. 8% alcohol, just like his predecessor
Mosaic Moustache. The New England IIPA is the style we turn
to more often these days, and oh boy, do we love ‘em!

Did we set the bar high by calling her a Prima Donna? We sure did! but before you start judging her, get to know her a little better. Take her hand and walk for a little while trough the Italian landscape. Discover the italian Limoncello culture with some old belgian tradition in the mix.

This blonde is not a traditional blonde. narcissistic as she is, she demanded to be called Limoncello Blonde. But to be honest, the demanding ‘first lady’ has a point. She reeks and tastes of Lemon, but she is still classy as she should be.
At an easily drinkable 5.0% she’s not that punch in the face, if you don’t count the citrus-limoncello-whip.

There is nothing more desirable than winning the lottery. Right?
Wrong! The most desirable thing in this world for true beer geeks is winning free beer! That got us thinking: why don’tbeer geeks have
a lottery of their own? So we created our own totally random lottery system. We’re calling it (drumrolLplease)THE HOWLY GRAIL.
How does it work? In this Fresh & Fast batch our Uiltje brewmas- ters hid a few Grails behind the label of the cans. The lucky Frodowl
who finds a Grail after peeling off the label of the can win prizes.
You get to play our lottery, whether you want to or not. For more
information, visit our website: www.uiltjecraftbeer.com

*ONLY SURGEONS IN TRAINING BEHIND THIS POINT*

Welcome to the masterclass of Dr. Raptor. Some say he is totally out of control… and they are probably right. This is the playground of Dr. Raptor, and he makes up his own rules!

Q: What’s up with that scalpel?
A: It’s the favorite toy of this crazy vicious madman. But he does make one freakin’ bombastic beer.

Q: How does one drink such a beast?
A: He sips best fresh, but is no stranger to storing his crazy creating in a cool dark place.

Enjoy this 9.2% Imperial IPA the same way we enjoyed making it.

For this Mind Your Step, we donned a kilt and dove knee-deep into Scottish peat. Cuz what’s good for Scotch sippers is good for connoisseurs of fine beer. For inspiration we pilgrimaged to Islay; for courage we sipped Wee Beastie. Then we ritualistically smoked the druids out of our darkest most velvety stout. By god I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug!

After years of collaborating with grandma, she wanted a rest. So we laid our grandma’s recipes to rest. For a sequel series we turned to grandpa, last man standing. Most grandpas just want toffee or socks, but not our grandpa. Our grandpa is spoiled. Our grandpa demands caffeine and whiskey. Our grandpa wants to one-up grandma and her crazy brew recipes with his own series called Grandpa’s Caffeine Fix. So we brewed him an imperial milk stout for the ages. Hear that grandpa!! A goldie oldie Irish coffee. Lactose for the bones, whiskey-soaked oak chips for lack og teeth. Much better than a social security check, and tastes better, too.

*Wild West lone guitar riff starts playing* No need to get the sheriff, I own this town, said El Patron whilst holstering his Cold Single Action army revolver with smoke still escaping from the barrel. Another IPA within our league of bad guys, scoundrels and villains. The El Patron is wanted throughout the entire world for its relentless bitterness and its dauntless flavors. This antihero North West Double IPA is loved, yet feared by many in the frontier of beers.

El Patron.. Every cinematic society has one. That awkward vengeful antihero whose legitimacy is never questioned thanks to his underground army of musclemen misfits wielding bump stocks and machetes. That’s right, you know him, equal parts master manipulator and momma’s boy, audacious risktaker and textbook *sshole. That’s our El Patron, a ruthless northwest double IPA that takes no prisoners and makes no apologies.The perfect poster boy for our uncompromised beer culture of excess. el patron is
supposed to be enjoyed fresh. This beer just like el patron has a short life expectancy. That’s also the downside to being El Patron.. you can never be El Patron for long.

Jopen Northsea IPA is an IPA (India Pale Ale) or, in old Dutch, a ‘Duraebel Scheepsbier’. These beers
were extra strongly brewed and extra hopped so that they could be taken along on the long sea voyages to the Dutch East Indies (current-day Indonesia). Nowadays this type of beer is making a comeback because American brewers have breathed new life into this brewing style. This hoppy
amber beer is named after the lake between the towns of Spaarndam and Haarlem, the Mooie Nel (literally: Beautiful Nel). The beer has received an extra hop addition to the tank after fermentation to give it a clear hop character. Silver medal winner Brussels beer Challenge 2014.

With this micro-IPA we tried to brew something with a very low ABV, but still has full beer experience. We used a lot of specialty grains to amp up the body (Wheat, Oats & Rye). We’ve added a lot of hops to the Whirlpool and Dryhop for that Tropical Fruit aroma & flavour.

Laat je niet foppen. Een Mexicaanse stout die niet pikant is? Wacht even tot de slok is ingedaald.. Wait for it.. There it is! Deze stout combineert al het goede uit het land van de snor en sombrero. Kaneel? Natuurlijk. Cacao? You got it. En natuurlijk habanero pepers. Caramba!

Zon, Zee, Strand en BIER! Zonnig Zeewit is een lichte White Ale van 3,8%. In dit bier zit zeewier geplukt uit de Nederlandse Noordzee! Om onze zee gezond te houden, gaat een deel van de opbrengst naar “Zee Boerderij IJmond”.

100% wheat IPA with refreshing fruityness from the wheat and fruity hopped with Simcoe and Cashmere hops.